I've tossed the bread, and now reach for the Cheerios!!!

Why Cheerios are better than coffee for breakfast, according to scientists in a new study that will make you question everything you eat https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11110767/Why-Cheerios-better-coffee-breakfast-new-study-claims.html

(Narrator: Ignore the article, and then toss both the bread and the Cheerios)