No --given a higher character count i would have chosen something with more Poetic flair --Eg

• shameless public indecency surrounding core/knots
• exercises in vanity
• loquatious lollygagging
• pompous pontificating
• mental masturbating
• undignified self-tittilating
• self-ingratiating invectives
• elementary name-calling
• defamatory denunciatiating
• smoke-blowing
• horn-tooting
• excrement hurling
• smelling of ones own anal expulsions

--to name a few