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SOLD! Have to ring the bell to open and close any and all doors in the building! Keep the weak out!
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We’re really onto something here. Run this idea up to Trump as an expansion of the Presidential Fitness Test to the civil service.
I’d say there’s a nonzero chance it ends up in an EO.
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Maybe one of those carnival strength contests where you smash a button with a giant hammer