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47 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek OP 8 Sep 2025 \ parent \ on: Your wildest drunk story? AskSN

I love stories from young(er) @k00b

I confirmed his story, yelled "how convenient!" to the hit-and-run victim for some fucking reason, and was arrested.

lol, maybe you were still trying to confuse them and run away

They let me out the next morning and I walked home.

no other consequences? or was it not really hit and run because there was no "real" accident?

I took 12 shots of Jose Cuervo

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how long did it take you to write this? 👀

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69 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 8 Sep 2025
no other consequences? or was it not really hit and run because there was no "real" accident?

No real accident/damage to the victim’s car.

I got a DUI (felony I think … caused problems on background check when IBM acquired my last employer). I had to go to court, take a class, pay 3-months worth of motel rent as a fine, but otherwise got time served.

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55 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 8 Sep 2025
how long did it take you to write this? 👀

idk maybe as little as 30 minutes, as much as an hour.

I love stories from young(er) @k00b

the main benefit of being a shithead are all the stories

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