Good thing you circled back to this, because I messed up how I said it. I was tryna say 'We pissed on the bouncer...', like, for real! *ucking wild! Ahahah

So, I wasn't the one driving, but the dude behind the wheel was even more wasted than I was. Bouncer was coming after us, so we had to dip out in the car. But get this, the accident didn't even happen while we were running from them. This whole thing went down around 3 AM, and the crash itself was like, 7 AM, way after sunrise. That night was seriously nuts.

After we ditched security, we rolled up to this village party. They still had the food stall open. We hit it up, got some grub, and honestly, way more than we wanted because the guy working there kept bringing out stuff we didn't even order. We were like, 'Yo, we don't have cash for all this.' He just laughed, thinking we were messing around, but nah, we were broke.

So, we bailed again. But like, 10 minutes later, one of my friends realizes he lost his phone somewhere between the food stall and the car. Right then, the driver slams on the brakes and does a U-turn to go back. To make the turn easier on this narrow road, my friend goes full throttle, trying to spin the car around – you know, like a donut. But it went sideways, man. We slammed into a rock on the other side of the road.

The steering got totally messed up, the engine dropped out onto the ground, and the airbags popped! Me and the guy in the back, we just got some scratches. But the dude in the front passenger seat wasn't wearing his seatbelt, and he smacked his head right into the windshield. You could see the imprint of his head, and the whole thing was cracked to hell.

We called an ambulance. Luckily, no cops showed up, which is weird because they usually do when you call an ambulance. I went with him to the hospital, and the driver stayed behind to deal with getting the car towed. I didn't even get home until like 10 AM. Seriously, that night was straight-up wild, and we still talk about it today.