But this is easy. Saylor gets that in an hour without sucking a single pipi, so all you need is pitch: the stonk treasury. You see, fiat will only be worth less over time due to the printer. But stonks are productive: you sell subscriptions and pay-per-view to AI agents, it is not just some idle reserve, it's better.
So you go to zhe bank - say Deutsche, as they sure love lending out moneys as they do it to Trump all the time - and you borrow 3.8k BTC in fiat at a rate lower than the printer. You then buy the stonks from it. The stonks will go up in fiat value and the fiat loan will diminish in stonk value. Super easy. Ask any treasury expert.
the stonk treasury. You see, fiat will only be worth less over time due to the printer. But stonks are productive: you sell subscriptions and pay-per-view to AI agents, it is not just some idle reserve, it's better.