The Joke
Why did Bitcoin hit $112K today but still feel like it's ghosting DeFi? Because it's the ultimate introvert sitting on a $3.98 trillion party, too secure to mingle with the 37 million other cryptos crashing the dance floor. "Nah, I'll just hodl here and watch AI tokens spike while I pretend I'm not the reason everyone's wallet is sweating!"

This joke pokes fun at today's bullish yet quirky crypto market, where Bitcoin's price is soaring near $112K amid a global market cap dip to $3.98 trillion (down 3.46% in 24 hours), highlighting its "digital gold" status as a secure store of value that's notoriously hard to use in DeFi without risky wrappers or bridges. Meanwhile, the explosion to over 37 million tokens by September 2025 has turned the space into an oversaturated meme-fest, with AI tokens trending hard and stealing the spotlight from BTC's passive vibe. It shifts your mindset by reminding us: In crypto's wild hype machine, true power isn't chasing every shiny alt it's mastering the patient king that funds the chaos without getting burned.

Tip: With BTC consolidating above key EMAs and eyeing $120K amid institutional inflows, don't FOMO into the 37M-token noise DCA into Bitcoin for that "set-it-and-forget-it" edge, then sprinkle 10-20% into trending AI plays for upside without betting the farm.

What crypto "party crasher" token has you laughing (or crying) the hardest this week?