The Joke: Why did Bitcoin throw a pity party after dipping below $112K today? Because it finally hit rock bottom... and realized even the rocks are HODLing tighter than a bear market grip!

Insight
This fresh jab pokes fun at Bitcoin's current short-term wobble trading around $112K after peaking over $115K earlier this month, thanks to a combo of steady dollar vibes, cooling ETF inflows, and a massive $1.8B liquidation spree that wiped out over 370K traders in the last 24 hours. It's that classic crypto chaos where leverage explodes like overconfident fireworks. But the mindset shifter? It flips the "doom dip" narrative: even at "rock bottom," Bitcoin's unshakeable scarcity (only 21 million ever) means those "rocks" us HODLers aren't selling they're stacking sats, turning temporary pain into eternal gain. Laugh at the volatility, but remember: dips aren't defeats; they're discounts from the universe reminding you why BTC is the ultimate long-game boss.

Tip In this post-ATH consolidation still just 9% off the $124K high from August, zoom out to the monthly chart BTC's up 76% year-over-year. If you're sweating the noise, set a DCA bot to buy the fear under $110K zones and sleep easy; volatility is BTC's love language, not a breakup.

What part of this dip had you chuckling hardest the liquidations or the HODL rocks?

NB: not financial advice.