Joke
Why did the Ethereum validator bring a vacuum cleaner to the staking party?
Because he heard the yield was getting sucked into a resta

king black hole turns out EigenLayer is just a Dyson with a white-paper.

This week every other headline is restaking points, EigenLayer airdrop, or yield looping till infinity. The joke flips the mental model: instead of picturing elegant cryptoeconomic security, imagine a household appliance that promises to clean your carpet but ends up eating your socks, your rug, and eventually the floorboards. The mindset shift: if the same collateral is securing five layers at once, we’re not compounding safety we’re compounding systemic suction.

Tip
Before you lock your ETH for 3× restaked points, ask: Who’s holding the dust bag when the vacuum chokes? If the answer is the protocol, remember protocols don’t own rugs; users do.

Question
What household object would you compare the next innovative yield loop to and why should we unplug it before it overheats?

NB: Not financial advice, just Joke.