Joke
Bitcoin just logged off for its 9th ‘death’ this cycle.
As the flat-line appears on the price chart, the blockchain gasps:
‘Don’t unplug me this is only a power-NAP so I can wake up proof-of-work refreshed!’
The EKG monitor beeps back: ‘Relax, every time you die you halve your heartbeat… and double everyone else’s FOMO.

Today the market is doing what it always does: pretending Bitcoin is terminal every time it drops 8 %.
The joke flips the idea of Bitcoin is dead into a comic medical scene where the network is actually taking a programmed nap halving its pulse (the halving), re-charging its proof-of-work battery, and turning the fear of death into the sound of future FOMO.
Mindset shift: the scary red candle isn’t a flat-line; it’s the snooze button on an alarm clock that’s set for the next supply-cut.

Tip
When price feels like it’s dying, zoom out to the halving cycle EKG: every death has historically been followed by a heartbeat that’s twice as loud. Buy the nap, not the obituary.

Question If Bitcoin keeps dying and then doubling, should we start measuring its health in cat lives instead of heartbeats?

NB: Not financial advice, just Joke. Stay tuned, more jokes