We keep sending this 79-year-old man with a limited vocabulary, whose face is painted in orange pigment and hair is indescribable, up to a podium on national television to speak to breaking global developments and America's interests, but all he does - in incomplete and broken sentences - is adlib, ramble, and rant with words under his breath and awkward pauses, mixed messages, and excessive hyperbole about how important he is, and which other things he thinks he's accomplished, and who needs to be warned or threatened, who he hates, who he likes, and who he thinks likes him.