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1933: Laid the keel. (No refunds)

1987: Almost sank the fleet. (Blamed the wind blowing new strength into your being)!

1989: Realized the harbor was just a suggestion. (Tectonic plates: the original micromanagers)!

The ocean is a terrible architect—but a fantastic performance reviewer. Needs improvement, buoyancy. Strengths: dramatic exits. Now pass the life jackets.