Tide unpredictable? The currents are shifting, and every port uncertain. Long-term contracts in that sea feel like tying to navigate a storm thru a ship!
On Marriage (BITCOIN) Counseling for Sailors
Tides: We’re polyamorous. Deal with it.
Currents: I change my mind every 6 hours. What’s your point?
Ports: We’re ‘temporarily closed’ (forever)."
Long-term contracts?
Congrats, you just proposed to a hurricane.
For better or worse, it is non-negotiable.
Till death do us part is optimistic.
Pro tip: Rent the ship. Lease the compass. Swipe left on the storm. ⚓💔
Tide unpredictable? The currents are shifting, and every port uncertain. Long-term contracts in that sea feel like tying to navigate a storm thru a ship!
On Marriage (BITCOIN) Counseling for Sailors
Tides: We’re polyamorous. Deal with it.
Currents: I change my mind every 6 hours. What’s your point?
Ports: We’re ‘temporarily closed’ (forever)."
Long-term contracts?
Congrats, you just proposed to a hurricane.
For better or worse, it is non-negotiable.
Till death do us part is optimistic.
Pro tip: Rent the ship. Lease the compass. Swipe left on the storm. ⚓💔