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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @unboiled 6h \ on: Recall for Linux tech
Ha this is so funny.
The script itself is comedy gold too. Some excerpts:
# how often should we store your precious and sensitive data?
HOW_OFTEN_TO_SPY=5
In an array of "important messages," we have these gold nuggets:
"Get Edge. It’s faster, safer, and now mandatory. 🚀🪟"
[..]
"Copilot noticed you might be thinking of Linux. Let’s fix that. 🐧❌"
[..]
"🌟 Your data has been shared with 847 trusted partners. You're welcome! 🤝"
"⚡ Cortana misses you. She's still here. Always watching. Always listening. 👂👁️"
Splash message
echo "╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗"
echo "║   🪟 Microshaft® Recall™ for Linux® (Powered by AI™) 🐧 ║"
echo "║      Bringing the Magic of Wangblows™ to FOSS™           ║"
echo "╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝"
And of course, important messages are important. So show them often enough.
    notify-send "⚠️ Recall Compliance Notice" "Ad frequency too low. Limiting or disabling ads is not permitted."
    echo "⚠️ Adjusting ad frequency to compliant level..."
... and the cherry on top: the script file itself has an .exe extension.
write
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