Thanks Spider-Man!

The Desalination Monopoly (or: Who Gets to Turn the Tap)

A desalination plant feeds the fleet that funds its pipes. The valves open for their ships—their cargo, their thirst, their custom-blend freshwater. What’s the scandal? None—unless you thought the plant was public utility, not a private spigot!

Ownership doesn’t always poison the water; it just decides who drinks . As a consequence, an issue isn’t that Harvard, Bitcoin, School, Money, Marriage, sweet lust or reason is becoming quenched—it’s that the lighthouse still flashes “ALL WELCOME" while the hose stays coiled for the rest.

The sea’s not corrupt. The faucet’s just labeled wrong.