Lol 2% in bitcoin and crypto. so basically they're long stablecoins, I love it by the time they wake up and realise they need a bitcoin allocation, they will have to pay through the teeth

That’s not a fair way to put it. They are limiting banks to holding 2% maximum, and requiring them to hold more than the Bitcoin’s value as Euros.

This is an attack and possibly an attempt to manipulate the price.

Illegitimate and unelected pseudo-government organization gives more fascist commands

Nice one: the EU gives back a frictional part of property rights

0.02 * ∞ = ∞