Joke: Bitcoin walked into a therapist’s office, sat down, and said:
Doc, I keep getting called ‘volatile,’ ‘unreliable,’ and ‘a speculative bubble’… but I’ve never changed my core protocol. I’ve never lied. I’ve never reversed a transaction. In fact, I’ve never even forgotten a single thing since 2009.

The therapist leaned forward and asked gently, So… what’s the problem?

Bitcoin sighed:
Everyone keeps projecting their own FOMO and panic onto me… but I’m just sitting here… immutable. Then it paid the session fee in satoshis… and the transaction confirmed in 10 minutes flat.

The joke flips the script on how we personify Bitcoin. People often blame Bitcoin for market swings, but the truth is, Bitcoin never changes. It’s human emotions greed, fear, hype that drive price volatility, not the protocol itself. Bitcoin is a mirror: it reflects our collective behavior, not its own instability.

MindShift Stop blaming the ledger, start auditing your own psychology. Bitcoin doesn’t panic. It doesn’t rug pull. It doesn’t inflate supply. If you’re stressed about BTC, ask: Is the problem the blockchain… or my expectations? True financial sovereignty begins when you align your mindset with Bitcoin’s unchanging nature, not the noise of the market.

Remember: The blockchain doesn’t lie… but your portfolio spreadsheet might need therapy. Thank you for reading.