at some point I was in Quebec City, where they don't sell hooka tobacco. well, low and behold I found a place that actually had hooka tobacco, so I bought it... went back to the hotel and loaded it up in the hooka.

Come to find out, it didn't burn or taste much like hooka tobacco at all. So I looked at the packaging, and there before my eyes...

"ugarsay anecay agassebay" + some flavorings.

you gotta be kidding me, they have piglatin ingredients on this product being sold in stores?!?!?

wow, all those canadian laws must be working wonders.