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Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I've decided to pimp out the cats on the interwebs in hopes of making glorious and coveted Sats.

Here's the first edition.

All donations go directly to cat food, vet expenses, and of course loads of catnip. 🤣

how about selling the cats if you can't afford them?

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The fact that you would suggest such a thing shows you've never had animals. And honestly I can afford them. This post was more of a joke than anything to illicit laughter.

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Those cats do not deserve you. A cat is smarter than you.

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sorry i didn't get the joke and you're wrong, i've had animals

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How when I put a laugh emoji at the end tho?

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emojis leave room for interpretation — i got it wrong

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Yeah sure the shitcoiner trying desperately to assmilk

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How miserable must your life really be for you to try and take the joy out of fucking cats.

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Piss off and die you good for nothing cuck

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