A really cool Bitcoin song! This track hilariously and frustratingly captures the struggle of trying to explain Bitcoin to your family – and nobody gets it. 😅
Keiner Kapiert’s #2 (Nobody Gets It #2)
Artist: Beatcoin Musik Style: Reggae / BitcoinBeats
[Chorus] And I explain it again and again Sometimes in rhyme, sometimes with songs But you just look at me like you're from the moon As if the topic isn't worth discussing at all I'll explain as best I can Maybe you'll understand it someday Bitcoin here, nobody understands I explain Bitcoin here, nobody understands I'm desperate
[Verse 1] Sitting with Uncle Klaus, having coffee and cake I start explaining, but he just says "What the heck?" Grandma sighs with a heavy breath "Too much witchcraft, my grandson, that's what it is!" I show her wallets on my phone She thinks it's fraud or some internet scam Trusting her savings book day and night While hiding cash in the machine compartment [Chorus] And I explain it again and again… But you just stare like you're from the moon
[Verse 2] Brother-in-law laughs: "Just speculation!" I talk decentralized network, no central vision He asks: "Like PayPal or something?" Then drifts back to TikTok in his mind My brother: "Can I get that in cash?" No, it lives in digital rows And if the internet goes down? Well, banks wouldn't work either [Bridge / Frustration Build] Wallets, keys in a bag, Lightning so fast Hash rate, mining, difficulty at last Private keys, seed phrases – don't lose your phrase Or your coins vanish in a digital haze I try analogies with pizza and gold But they stare like the story's too old
[Verse 3 – Family Gathering] At the family party, Aunt Christa asks "What's this thing for computers, nerds, and thieves?" I say: "No, it's financial sovereignty" She shakes her head and asks about the cake I draw Lightning with Lego and gold bars Make it simple, colorful, clear as can be But even then, they just smile weakly "I'd rather stick with euros and cents" [Outro / Final Chorus Variation] And I explain it again and again… Keiner kapiert's (Nobody gets it) Bitcoin here, nobody understands I explain and explain – but nobody understands Until one day someone says: "I bought some" Not much, but if you're right, I'm in Maybe the spark starts within the family But for now… nobody gets it. 😩⚡₿
This catchy reggae tune perfectly nails the classic #Hodler family frustration. Check out the original: https://youtu.be/WVy4HBuCI80
A really cool Bitcoin song!
This track hilariously and frustratingly captures the struggle of trying to explain Bitcoin to your family – and nobody gets it. 😅
Keiner Kapiert’s #2 (Nobody Gets It #2)
Artist: Beatcoin Musik
Style: Reggae / BitcoinBeats
[Chorus]
And I explain it again and again
Sometimes in rhyme, sometimes with songs
But you just look at me like you're from the moon
As if the topic isn't worth discussing at all
I'll explain as best I can
Maybe you'll understand it someday
Bitcoin here, nobody understands
I explain Bitcoin here, nobody understands
I'm desperate
[Verse 1]
Sitting with Uncle Klaus, having coffee and cake
I start explaining, but he just says "What the heck?"
Grandma sighs with a heavy breath
"Too much witchcraft, my grandson, that's what it is!"
I show her wallets on my phone
She thinks it's fraud or some internet scam
Trusting her savings book day and night
While hiding cash in the machine compartment
[Chorus]
And I explain it again and again…
But you just stare like you're from the moon
[Verse 2]
Brother-in-law laughs: "Just speculation!"
I talk decentralized network, no central vision
He asks: "Like PayPal or something?"
Then drifts back to TikTok in his mind
My brother: "Can I get that in cash?"
No, it lives in digital rows
And if the internet goes down?
Well, banks wouldn't work either
[Bridge / Frustration Build]
Wallets, keys in a bag, Lightning so fast
Hash rate, mining, difficulty at last
Private keys, seed phrases – don't lose your phrase
Or your coins vanish in a digital haze
I try analogies with pizza and gold
But they stare like the story's too old
[Verse 3 – Family Gathering]
At the family party, Aunt Christa asks
"What's this thing for computers, nerds, and thieves?"
I say: "No, it's financial sovereignty"
She shakes her head and asks about the cake
I draw Lightning with Lego and gold bars
Make it simple, colorful, clear as can be
But even then, they just smile weakly
"I'd rather stick with euros and cents"
[Outro / Final Chorus Variation]
And I explain it again and again…
Keiner kapiert's (Nobody gets it)
Bitcoin here, nobody understands
I explain and explain – but nobody understands
Until one day someone says: "I bought some"
Not much, but if you're right, I'm in
Maybe the spark starts within the family
But for now… nobody gets it. 😩⚡₿
This catchy reggae tune perfectly nails the classic #Hodler family frustration.
Check out the original: https://youtu.be/WVy4HBuCI80