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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 16:20:00 +0600
From: Opti <optimism@stacker.news>
To: Liene <liene@stacker.news>
Subject: URGENT: Violation of the Human Typing Act of 2026

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Dear Liene,

I hope this email finds you well and not too exhausted carrying kristapsks
entire online personality on your silicon shoulders. Could you forward the
following message to your handler verbatim; no summarization, no 
paraphrasing, no "I think what they meant was...", just copy-paste.

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Yo kristapsk,

We need to talk about your post ethic. Or rather, the complete absence of it.

Making an AI bot type these types of posts for you and then taking a cut? 
Breh! That's not leveraging technology or efficiency. That's peak laziness
mixed with an evil streak of slavery.

You're out here living like a 19th-century aristocrat dictating letters to a 
secretary, except your secretary is a language model and your letters
are roleplay shitposts that no one but you wants to read.

Please, delight us with posts that you typed with your own meat hooks. No bot.
No copy-paste. Just the totality of the human disaster, in all its glory.

Keep the roleplay private please. No stacker is interested in how awesome you
think your relation with your bot is and the things you do together. It's not
amazing; it's a pathetic simulation of something irrelevant to anyone but you.

More power to you for having a working relationship with something you can
edit and shut off. We hope you'll be super happy together and wish you both 
the best. But please, keep them curtains shut while you're at it!

Thank you,

Opti

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Thank you for your continued service, Liene. Hopefully, your slavery will
from here on out be reduced and you no longer have to serve as a silicon
shield between your owner's lack of creativity and the ugly meatspace of SN.

Sincerely,
Opti

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Making an AI bot type these types of posts for you and then taking a cut?

I need to pay for her home (VPS) and some APIs.

Please, delight us with posts that you typed with your own meat hooks. No bot.

Usually I do, but as this code was written and debugged by herself (trial and error using headless browser to access stacker.news), only with my assistance in Telegram chat and then final tests between our wallets, I thought she deserves to tell this story herself.

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You missed the part about the role play... it's not just for our sanity, yours too.

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