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Adam Back has been publicly outed by the Telegraph as Satoshi

Here is his genius move to clear his name once and for all:Here is his genius move to clear his name once and for all:

  • Get up stand up and shout from the rooftops 'It is I, I am Satoshi' Back needs to do a full on Craig Wright and then he can be protected by that Double Jeopardy rule
  • Back needs to fake a load of documents that look like they were sent in 2008-11, purposely leave obvious metadata trails that prove they are fake
  • When being questioned by the judge and expert witnesses, make some clumsy errors when discussing C++ code to look like you're not quite a savant of the keyboard
  • When asked who you transacted with in the early days, just say 'a lot of people' without naming a single name
  • Act shifty and dodge questions, lie liberally and blame others for everything that doesn't add up

Then relax back as the judge rules you're not Satoshi, protected forever by double jeopardyThen relax back as the judge rules you're not Satoshi, protected forever by double jeopardy

As the judge slams the hammer down 'Case Closed' the camera slowly pans to Adam with a faint smile watching the final scenes of The Usual Suspects

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Keyser Söze

Not a bad strategy at all.

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