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Me chilling on the patio drinking a coffee and puttering on my laptop.

My wife: are you ready? We are leaving in 5 minutes.

Me: Ok I will be ready.

Me 45 mins later feet up on the couch puttering on my phone.

My wife after spending 45 minutes getting ready: We’re so late. Let’s go!

I see you also are acquainted with male and female differences in married life.

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Haha well acquainted.

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22 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 14 May

The worst is that after waiting 45 minutes, if you take even a single minute to do final preparations, they get incredibly impatient.

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Many such cases.

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Bro YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CAR!

It’s your fault she’s late cuz you weren’t in the car

You were also supposed to shout loudly, “Seatbelts on!!”

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Haha so true.

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32 sats \ 0 replies \ @brave 14 May

Let her be, she got to look good and comfortable before stepping out

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Stay ready so you don't have to get ready!

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