I see no one dare ask the tough questions, so I'll step up with one.

I'm Michael aka Schnitzel — ask me anything about heating with Bitcoin.
[..] I'm a Swiss engineer

How come a Helvetian wears the name Schnitzel? As far as my school of schnitzology is concerned, the Swiss could only credibly claim stake in the Cordon Bleu...

I am baffled. And hungry.