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What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

33 sats \ 2 replies \ @Kruw 25 Jul

The first thing everyone does when they wake up is go for a piss. Next question.

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Nahhh....is it opening your eyes? Hahaha

Although there are people who go to the bathroom on autopilot without opening their eyes

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77 sats \ 0 replies \ @Kruw 25 Jul

"Every morning, I open two gifts: My eyes."

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