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See this proves my point. If you came to the rain dances you wouldn't ask this question. You would know why this time is different. You would feel it instinctively because you'd be invested in the game. But because you lack whimsy, you're out of the loop. If you fill in the bubbles, then you can savor the entrails of the beast up close and know good from evil.

Since you haven't explained anything to me, I have no reason to regret being out of the loop, nor do I have any reason to change my mind.

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The explanation is that if Democrats win they hit us with another wave of caravans and we're all dead. What more explanation do you need?

Your bloc lets them capture zones peacefully, and then we're stuck fighting from outside which is 1,000 times harder.

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The same additional explanation I've been asking for the entire time. Explain how my single non-decisive vote prevents that.

I can't make the rest of "my bloc" vote, so you're just talking to me and my one vote in a non-swing district.

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Do you live in a gated community?

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What are you? I want to know which ethnicity is at fault for losing 2026. Do you pronounce "forward" as "foeward"?

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We need to press 2 for Spanish and 3 for Ebonics

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We did a schoolwide mock election in High School (year=2000). Our team had Pat Buchanan. We made a video ad in which someone choking on food dialed 911. She got "Press 1 for Spanish, Press 2 for Chinese, Press 3 for Swahili, ..." and on and on and on until she choked to death.

Our team got in big trouble for putting that ad together.

You still use your phone as a phone?

This is hilariously deranged

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I can't make the rest of "my bloc" vote

You have to. That's part of the game. There are 2 blocs voting Yes-Caravan, my bloc is voting No-Caravan and your bloc is abstaining. Come up with something to persuade yourself and then fix the rest of your bloc.

Getting people to do stuff they don't feel like doing for fickle utopian promises is a very important skill for us to master.

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