Funny.

SideNote, It is interesting that the AI could not master Michael Scott's tone and speaking cadence.

Wumbo

SatAttack

bitcoin

lightning

![This weekend, I was what they call orange-pilled. I was at the bar, and there was a Bitcoin meetup. The guys explained to me that fiat money isn't real. The central bank just prints paper and sells it to people. Well, we sell paper, but that's a different thing. It's okay, but not as money. Effective immediately, Dunder Mifflin Scranton is on a Bitcoin standard. We will create a strategic Bitcoin reserve, and all payments will go through the Lightning Network. Does corporate know? I'm taking a more decentralized approach to management. Asking for permission is a fiat mindset. 10,000 Bitcoin in our treasury, and corporate wanted to close this branch. Michael, these are Satoshis. At the meetup, they told me they were whole Bitcoins. You have one 10,000th of a Bitcoin. How much is that worth? About $10. Yes, I need to cancel the trip to the Maldives for all 15 of us. Do you have anything near Scranton still all-inclusive? By that, I mean lunch. So Michael has decided Dunder Mifflin now only accepts Lightning Network payments. For paper. Which means I now have to explain to a 70-year-old dentist in Scranton what a payment channel is. It's going great. Could you send us an invoice? I already sent one. No, sorry. A Bolt 11 invoice? I can only do PDF. Okay, the node's running. So we're a bank now? No, definitely not. A small bank. Michael, we do not have money transmission licenses. Please don't call us a bank. Right. So what do we call it? A node. A decentralized bank. As a volunteer sheriff's deputy, I have concerns about running this node. Money laundering. Illegal material on the blockchain. I've opened an investigation. How much liquidity does our lightning node have? Apparently $10. Lower it to $5. What does that accomplish? I've cut their funding in half. I've been studying Michael Saylor. He's a visionary. His strategy is very simple, but genius. Bitcoin goes up, buy Bitcoin. Bitcoin goes down, buy Bitcoin. That's discipline. Also, his name is Michael, so I relate to him. We're no longer a paper company. We're a Bitcoin treasury company. We have $10 in Bitcoin. But what's our MNAV? Do you know what that means? I know you want a high one. We owe more than we own. Before Bitcoin, you called that bankruptcy. Now it's a strategy.](https://m.stacker.news/165447)