Maybe someone has made a thing that lets you send out an event on nostr :D

I know how to write subscribers with the LND API, it's pretty simple gRPC/protobuf programming. Then you just need your contact method. Could even be an email send, that would be better as you could use gnupg to encrypt it to you.

yeah, I know, probably means dicing with some gmail/protonmail API token and such for authing to send through it... to yourself... haha.

Should be something reasonably easy to find to do push notifications on an android app. A chat bot could also be connected up to this sort of thing as a way to get the message push-style without teh complications of push protocols on mobiles, plus you see them on desktop/laptop.