Haha, great story! Fact of the matter is that the orange pill comes in many shapes and sizes and forms. There is no one size fit all, standard go-to orange pill. Every person gets moved differently, but keep in mind that there is always something that will move a person. Finding that something for the person you’re trying to orange pill is the art of successful orange pilling. When attempting to spread the beautiful orange pill, I always find it to be better to look first and listen first before speaking. Keep looking, keep listening; for every person, every time.