Listen, while this is an absolute joke, and it is funny to share it, I think its for the better to just not pay attention to the clowns lol. I know I know its the desire to rubberneck at a car wreck, but we got enough code review and BIP proposals to keep us busy. We're not bored enough to look at nonsense lol.

TLDR We made our consensus a fragile rube goldberg machine in order to enrich ourselves via artificial supply squeeze so please don't do something that will break it. I have spoken.

One day, people will understand that the global consensus nature of a "blockchain" means it is very slow by nature, and that peer to peer cryptographic protocols that peg to things on blockchains can do heavy workloads.