And those 13C summer heatwaves, and a 6 months long day followed by a 6 months long night. No, thanks. The latitude I live at is already silly enough.

I'd probably buy a large piece of land in Costa Rica. I have many friends there, they're in a valley a bit inland, but not far from the coast and the nearest beach has a bitcoin ATM and a market where merchants accept BTC. Plus it's not far from Uvita, home to the Bitcoin Jungle and Nostrica.