Who wins in a Musk v. Zuckerberg cage fight? The viewers.

We get to watch two idiotic billionaires -- a part-reptile, part-human-sized jar of mayonnaise allegedly "trained" in martial arts; the other, a literal man child whose only form of training is lifting weights at the office -- fight and embarrass each other in front of the world.

I haven't read anything about stakes, but, to make things interesting: Whoever loses must resign.