Maybe the issue is that you think my original post where I said "Therefore Apple has bad UX" was to be taken seriously. It was a jest. If your criteria for good UX is "can figure it out without being taught" then by that criteria Apple has bad UX, but it was actually a joke lol.
Almost as much of a joke as the idea that an uncontacted Amazonian tribe would be able to figure out iPhone without any guidance lol.