I came here to write a similar thing. Ultimately, Tor is trying to impose an economic cost on would-be attackers. You can make up something PoW-like to convey some of this, but it seems like the most direct way to do this would be as you say, and skip to the end.
These people need a Rabble kind of moment. Grow out of their Bitcoin misconceptions and do whats best to reach their goal.
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