Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenter saids, "Why the long face?"

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it…

(My nephews favourite)

What is a pirate's favorite letter?
ARRRRR!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something…

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!