I treat banks like I do hot wallets. Keep a losable balance!!!!!!

I also exploit consumer protection laws. Every March since 2020 I claim $5k in theft. They have to legally replace the money while they "vestigate". By then that money is in bitcoin. They haven't shut me down yet either. I'm not doing anything immoral by doing this. I do this because I was once stranded in another country and couldn't get a ticket back because they were "vestigating" valid charges I previously confirmed were mine. Then Covid restrictions hit the next day and I got stuck, and lost a job opportunity. I will claim my $5k every March for the rest of my fucking life. In fact, I need to adjust that for inflation.