There's such a massive opportunity in LatAm for people with super fluent Spanish and a deep understanding of the local circumstances (which are often rife with corruption, requiring bribery to get required legal permits, services, etc. to happen in a timely fashion, or at all) to serve as an interface with gringos.

This is what I meant by the middlemen I'm happy to pay for -- by all means, help me get my internet up and running in less than six months! I'm no longer in a position to occupy this niche, sadly.