In the scenario where you're fully opting out and going full bitcoin. Your bank will undeniably want to interrogate you first.
What do you say?
I'll just say I'm pledging all my money to the Middle East through a Ukrainian friend of mine!
I am donating mine to a Nigerian Prince I met via Twitter!
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That they should go and fuck themselves
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stay humble zap sats.
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NOTHING, none of their damn business ๐Ÿ˜†
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Your mom's prices are getting out of control.
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Going to a competing bank.
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(Which happens to be mine)
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I don't lend money to insolvent deadbeats anymore.
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Your bank is shit, I'm done lending you money.
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Just get the money out in small transfers over time, week by week or day by day, under the limit that will raise concern. This way they won't ask anything. You could go Robosats and buy < $900โ‚ฌ not to get flag by AML.
Of course it's always funny if they ask. Just say you know it's mandatory for them to ask, because it's there procedure to follow.
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I am curious what id have to say for them to tell me No haha, unless i was very rich I'd probably need to incriminate myself to not be able to withdraw
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Nothing, it is your money, not their money.
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Hey guys donโ€™t worry Iโ€™m gunna plug all this right back into the fiat system some how. You guys are great, Bitcoin sucks. Please let me have my money.
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Really emphasize how much you hate bitcoin they may give you a bonus
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Please, Sir. May I have moar of my IOU money, Sir.
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whatever u do, do not acknowledge the truth ser. Fiat hates truth ser
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In all likelihood you don't tell the anything.
  • It's none of their business. Upholding your right to do with your property what you want is noble.
  • They probably won't ask. You are probably way to poor for them to care. There are multimillionaires withdrawing everything and traveling to Switzerland or gambling everything away after a cancer diagnosis
  • Even if they ask, just lie. You're making a consumerism purchase that has been your lifelong dream. You've had a religious awakening and make the world a better place. Whatever.
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I just stopped putting money in the bank but kept on spending from it.
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I want to withdraw all the Currency to convert it into Money somewhere else.
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precision of language ;)
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WriteSubject: Termination of Banking Relationship
Dear [Recipient's Name],
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to inform you of my decision to terminate my banking relationship with [Bank's Name]. After careful consideration and evaluation of my financial needs, I have come to the conclusion that it is in my best interest to seek alternative banking options.
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I am having my bachelor party soon...
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marrying a very sexy new financial system
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Thanks! Have a nice day.
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the way they probably wouldnt accept this as an answer lol
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hilarious lmfao
will go with the asshole bleaching excuse
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