What do you tell the bank when withdrawing all of your money? \ stacker news ~bitcoin

Just get the money out in small transfers over time, week by week or day by day, under the limit that will raise concern. This way they won't ask anything.
You could go Robosats and buy < $900€ not to get flag by AML.

Of course it's always funny if they ask. Just say you know it's mandatory for them to ask, because it's there procedure to follow.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @birdeye21 OP 20 Oct 2023

I am curious what id have to say for them to tell me No haha, unless i was very rich I'd probably need to incriminate myself to not be able to withdraw

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 20 Oct 2023

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42 sats \ 0 replies \ @beorange 20 Oct 2023

Nothing, it is your money, not their money.

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @Bitcoinisawesome 20 Oct 2023

Hey guys don’t worry I’m gunna plug all this right back into the fiat system some how. You guys are great, Bitcoin sucks. Please let me have my money.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @birdeye21 OP 20 Oct 2023

Really emphasize how much you hate bitcoin they may give you a bonus

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @02199b468b 20 Oct 2023

Please, Sir.
May I have moar of my IOU money, Sir.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @birdeye21 OP 20 Oct 2023

whatever u do, do not acknowledge the truth ser. Fiat hates truth ser

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @tomlaies 20 Oct 2023

In all likelihood you don't tell the anything.

It's none of their business. Upholding your right to do with your property what you want is noble.
They probably won't ask. You are probably way to poor for them to care. There are multimillionaires withdrawing everything and traveling to Switzerland or gambling everything away after a cancer diagnosis
Even if they ask, just lie. You're making a consumerism purchase that has been your lifelong dream. You've had a religious awakening and make the world a better place. Whatever.

35 sats \ 0 replies \ @chaoticalHeavy 20 Oct 2023

I just stopped putting money in the bank but kept on spending from it.

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 20 Oct 2023

That they should go and fuck themselves

31 sats \ 1 reply \ @quark 20 Oct 2023

I want to withdraw all the Currency to convert it into Money somewhere else.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @birdeye21 OP 20 Oct 2023

precision of language ;)

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @lightwalker 21 Oct 2023

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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @AfroBitcoin 20 Oct 2023

WriteSubject: Termination of Banking Relationship

Dear [Recipient's Name],

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to inform you of my decision to terminate my banking relationship with [Bank's Name]. After careful consideration and evaluation of my financial needs, I have come to the conclusion that it is in my best interest to seek alternative banking options.