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What do you answer to friends, acquaintances or family members when asked how many Bitcoin you own?
The question is not intended to list the negative points that may arise. Do you have a set saying or does it depend on the person?
What are your tips?
I just say not enough
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what do you say when they ask you exactly what you mean?
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I don't have a better answer. No one has asked me for a long time. Be vague. Say you're not sure. Say you don't keep track. You buy a little here, a little there, and you dont add it up.
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I modify a Napoleon Dynamite line:
“Freaking 12 of them, what do you think?”
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Ok, i realy like this one
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I say if you think I have more than you then you don't have enough! Stack em!
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