Can you put us out of our misery - what was this toy you spake of?
Stretch Armstrong? Evel Knievel + bike? Bionic Man action figure w interchangeable faces? Tandy TRS-80 Color Computer?
Omg I wasn't going to say so as not to dox myself, but you were so close that I can't not say: STRETCH MONSTER!
[EDIT]: Also, you son of a bitch, how dare you localize me in time so accurately?
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Ooo, dats freaky...
  • first guess too.
Edit: 😜
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