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You getting paid hourly for this? Where do your tips go - looks like in this old pickled gherkin jar... 🥒⚡

I'm a volunteer barman. I work for tips ;)

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I'm a professional Bitman. I work for the citizens of Gotham. Make mine a lemonade - a double!

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Waiter, there's a snail called @orthwyrm in my drink...

...it said it needs 100k calories of sugar before noon.

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I only have 99.99k calories. Will that suffice?

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Sooold to the good-looking gentleman with teeth and green hair!

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