It's nice to see that kids still get inspired by cartoons and games, at least they stay at home and don't cause any trouble, right? Oh, wait... maybe that's the problem... lol Outside the real cabled existing infrastructure, one does not have any choices but Air, so let's talk to "Satellite God" Elon or something like wireless site to site wifi on something other than TCP/IP (@k00b is right) is the more realistic solution... I don't know, shooting from the hip here... didn't helium try that, how did that go, is that still a thing?