Just catching up
Bitcoin volatility can be frightening to some users that already have to escape hyperinflation with their own currency.
USDP allow them to dodge volatility for their daily expenses and that's just one of the arguments.
Futures trading using DLC allow users to have lore control on their funds while getting rid of the counterparty risk and the need to trust someone with your funds..
If this is shitcoining to some, fair enough, keep stacking sats in self-custody and leave the rest of the world do what they want with their bitcoins, as long as they own their keys