Thanks for the link, I hadn't been aware of this teapot tempest.

I am super grateful for all these other coins. By reasonable (and well-established) definitions of securities they are, at minimum, incredibly security-like. And the nature of their security-like origins means they have institutions with giant warchests and giant bagholders who will fight to the end for their lives.

They're the slowest gazelles when the lions come. We're watching it unfold. Just buy us a bit more time, guys.