Haha exactly. And what’s worse is if they come for someone else’s they’ll likely come for yours too. Really should be called public deposit boxes, or just bank lockers.

Safety during times like this, is not in numbers amongst the crowd. Anyone storing in those boxes should expect that people are opening and reading the contents on a quarterly basis.

If storing a secret via that method, make it nothing more than a single multisig secret. With backups to boot. They have utility in that context perhaps.