Guys all answers are amazing. But I must give the bounty to only one person. I'm gonna go to the answer provided by @02dc6a50c1 as it fulfills all the requirements.

Will also give another round of zaps cuz all answers are great.

@dieselbaby answer is also quite comprehensive and I'd like to continue asking questions to this user. Zaps will flow in that direction as well!

This whole bounty business is hard!