Sorry, but it had to happen (@thebitcoinbugle made me do it):

1. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks hyperinflation is a fitness routine to burn calories by spending money
2. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks inflation is just the price of getting a good deal
3. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks rising prices is a sign of economic prosperity
4. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks she’s going to retire with social security
5. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks Elizabeth Warren should be president
6. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks working two jobs is better than one
7. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks the price of gas is going up
8. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks buying something on sale means she saved money
9. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks the president is in charge of the economy

Which is best, what are

4. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks quantitative easing is a brand of stretchy pants