Villain movies are all the rage right now, so let's get a Hans Gruber biopic.
Everybody loves Die Hard, but it isn't just because of Bruce Willis's killer performance. Almost as important is Alan Rickman's brilliant portrayal of the disillusioned terrorist leader Hans Gruber.
Eloquent, well-mannered, yet ruthless. He sees reason, but is deadly-single-minded. He's classy, bearded, and can put on a Texan accent faster than LBG.
What's his story?
What made him become a terrorist? Why did he leave this idealistic venture and turn to thievery? How did he assemble his team of German fashion models and assorted others? What is his relationship with the formidable Karl.
And finally, what's with his obsession with Western imagery? Did he have some childhood trauma involving a rocking horse?
Someone please make this movie.