Twas the day before Christmas
And all across the web
Millions were posting the nonsense in their heads
Endless tweets of holiday plans
Pictures of their trees
But Santa had somewhere else to be
The reindeer were poised and ready
So was the sleigh
Leaving the elves wondering where is Santa today?
They searched far and wide
And high and low
But they still wondered where did Santa go?
Someone noticed in the toyshop
There was a faint light
Could this be Santa getting ready for the night?
They hurried to the doorway
And entered the shop
Where they were shocked to find Santa on a laptop
He turned to them and said
"Sorry for the delay
I had one thing to do before manning the sleigh
I had to login to Stacker News
I had sats to zap
I must keep my cowboy streak or I'll lose my hat"
See you soon Stackers!